Brrrrrrrrrrrrrr, cold outside! Just been out and put a hat on Sid the Snowman for the YEOWCH Christmas banner to get the blog in a real festive spirit. Welcome to those of you who are new visitors today!
Well, here we go. Pornography produced in the UK was censored today through an amendment to the 2003 Communications Act. The Audiovisual Media Services Regulations 2014
requires that video-on-demand (VoD) online porn now adhere to the same
guidelines laid out for DVD sex shop-type porn by the British Board of
Film Censors (BBFC). Seemingly arbitrarily deciding what is nice sex and what is
not nice sex, the board has banned the following acts from being
depicted by British pornography producers:
Penetration by any object "associated with violence"
Physical or verbal abuse (regardless of if consensual)
Urolagnia (known as "water sports")
Fuck off. What a bunch of wankers. Typical Tory/Daily Mail hypocritical bullshit. Some of the best spanking websites like Dreams of Spanking, Northern Spanking and Triple A Spanking are from the UK (I think) so it will be interesting to see what happens. Fight the good fight people.
AND I'm back on fucking twitter and pissed - remember ta click that follow button!!!!
Aaaaaaaand we're into December! Which means it's time to start getting the blog ready for the festive season. Outside, the first snow has fallen and the YEOWCH tree is waiting to be decorated in a few days. Amazing to think I've been doing this for over 15 blogging years. The old bones are beginning to creak so I've asked the delightful Tanya Fox to put on her best kinky outfit to lend me a hand - while I use mine to smack her awesome arse HAH! More updates soon...
The Master of the Key disciplines Gertrude the Maid.
"Spare me your pine of shame, Gertie. That I can leer upon your hidden charms at my leisure is nay a fault of mine but the out come of your own slovenly ways and misdemeanor. Now stick your arse up and out while I apply the stick across it!!!" - awesome art.